last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
I mean I love U2 but Bono has a really punchable face. #face #selfie #me #myself #boy #ladispute #tattoo
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer