
I was about to take a picture of an energy drink then my cat went in front of the camera and gave me the most unamused cat look I’ve ever seen

I was about to take a picture of an energy drink then my cat went in front of the camera and gave me the most unamused cat look I’ve ever seen

Puttin’ On The Ritz (cover) | Shiny Toy Guns

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
selfies
im like horny for 30 hours a day
**correction. 69 hours a day**
thats just stupid theres not even 69 hours in a day
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: dylanobylan)
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
(Source: tom-bass)
“mishapocolypse!!!”
“sherpocolypse!!!”
“hetapocolypse!!!!”
“homepocolypse!!!!”
“whopocolypse!!!”
this is just stupid.
EVERYONE knows the correct terminology would be “apocalypsestuck”